tag:spore.com,2006:user/22630158352009-03-19T00:46:12.384Zusmell22630158350tag:spore.com,2006:asset/5003004898692009-03-19T00:46:12.384Zusmell22630158350x72c491810x72c4918100

Confetti made of paper? We don't have any of that.

tag:spore.com,2006:asset/5003004850842009-03-19T00:29:32.308Zusmell22630158350x99e92f050x99e92f0500

We tried using cloth. Metal is better.

tag:spore.com,2006:asset/5003004486412009-03-19T00:23:11.756Zusmell22630158350x4e3f77770x4e3f777700

Equipped with "bathrooms", "beds" and workstations; just in case you feel the urge to work (hint, hint).

tag:spore.com,2006:asset/5003004441712009-03-18T23:25:04.656Zusmell22630158350x47c109530x47c1095300

It has no other purpose than pumping out smoke. How else would we foul the air?

tag:spore.com,2006:asset/5003004395472009-03-18T23:18:30.271Zusmell22630158350x72c491810x72c4918100

Look at those pretty lights! You are getting sleepy. When I snap my fingers, you will sign this job application.

tag:spore.com,2006:asset/5002998496012009-03-17T21:56:44.409Zusmell22630158350x449c040f0x449c040f00

Riding through the air with style!

tag:spore.com,2006:asset/5002998338332009-03-17T21:06:12.772Zusmell22630158350x98e03c0d0x98e03c0d00

Designed to sample and send back data about a new world.

tag:spore.com,2006:asset/5002996853722009-03-17T16:36:09.845Zusmell22630158350x8f963dcb0x8f963dcb00

Firing flak from the ocean? That's stupid.

tag:spore.com,2006:asset/5002996840052009-03-17T16:31:51.878Zusmell22630158350x7d433fad0x7d433fad00

Mr. Bunsen lives here!

tag:spore.com,2006:asset/5002996828212009-03-17T16:28:21.187Zusmell22630158350x8f963dcb0x8f963dcb00

It may be a bit overdone...

tag:spore.com,2006:asset/5002996796162009-03-17T16:23:58.573Zusmell22630158350x441cd3e60x441cd3e600

The last thing its victims ever see.

tag:spore.com,2006:asset/5002996789642009-03-17T16:21:19.163Zusmell22630158350x7d433fad0x7d433fad0500059879282

Red and deadly.

tag:spore.com,2006:asset/5002996746032009-03-17T16:17:10.010Zusmell22630158350x9ad7d4aa0x9ad7d4aa00

Mow 'em down, then force them into the factories!

tag:spore.com,2006:asset/5002996718182009-03-17T16:10:37.424Zusmell22630158350x1f2a25b60x1f2a25b600

Jam out to the rad tune of propaganda!

tag:spore.com,2006:asset/5002996678952009-03-17T16:01:49.809Zusmell22630158350x449c040f0x449c040f00

Convert the masses to the religion of EvilCorp! Make them go to our specially made... "churches".

tag:spore.com,2006:asset/5002996657072009-03-17T15:57:09.401Zusmell22630158350x98e03c0d0x98e03c0d00

Hover over something and watch it light aflame!

tag:spore.com,2006:asset/5002995199802009-03-17T04:30:23.075Zusmell22630158350x1a4e07080x1a4e070800

Transporting our precious jewels from city to city.

tag:spore.com,2006:asset/5002995166662009-03-17T04:28:26.694Zusmell22630158350xf670aa430xf670aa4300

Try to take the jewels, I dare you.

tag:spore.com,2006:asset/5002995133452009-03-17T04:17:08.430Zusmell22630158350x7d433fad0x7d433fad00

It was decommissioned by the Navy, so we forcefully commissioned it into the Army!

tag:spore.com,2006:asset/5002995128262009-03-17T04:07:39.643Zusmell22630158350x8f963dcb0x8f963dcb00

The only vehicle in The Universe that makes the sound "BLLRRSSH".